If God created man in his own image and i look like God,is God in a lot of trouble???)
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The Second coming?
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 bumpas.bibleversiondis... |
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Posts: 18 (30/09/09 16:11:02) |
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Posts: 2722 (30/09/09 18:00:31) |
You look like God? So you're invisible? Well, that explains your avatar.
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Posts: 259 (30/09/09 22:08:35) |
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Posts: 2722 (01/10/09 06:57:26) |
Nice body Tig.
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Posts: 259 (01/10/09 16:48:45) |
That isn't me...silly ...I just liked the saying on the T-shirt.
I'm a woman. SEE! 
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bumpas.bibleversiondis... |
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Posts: 18 (01/10/09 16:59:45) |
Can you tell me why if the good lord in all of his wisdom decided that man needed a mate and what we know as a woman was his best shot why in the world did he
make them out of ,(spare ribs yet.)
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Posts: 259 (01/10/09 21:40:11) |
You actually want to take that book (bible) literal?
Well...I can't argue that crud. come on! Anyone with half a brain can figure that it's mostly all symbolism mixed with bull crap, but that's just mo. |
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bumpas.bibleversiondis... |
(The holy bible in my view.) | ||
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Posts: 18 (02/10/09 12:59:33) |
A book of parables and mythology written by men for men who translated the bible from many languages by men who were in their time were called (SCRIBES) and
who are in our time called (JEW LAWYERS.) The word of God written by Jew lawyers is a stretch of the emagenation at best. Is it any wonder that these Jew
lawyers self anointed the Jewish people as God's chosen people,when their own bible (THE OLD TESTAMENT???) condemned the Jewish people as evil and sinful
people.
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Posts: 259 (03/10/09 14:22:49) |
Ok then...
It is settled...we all agree, The Bible cannot be trusted 
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Posts: 18 (03/10/09 14:58:01) |
I tried getting close to Jesus once but his never having used toilet paper did not make it easy.
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Posts: 18 (03/10/09 15:15:33) |
(Adam to Eve the first time that they met.) (Adam to Eve:) Don't get to close as i am not shure how big this thing is going to get. (Eve to Adam.) And you
want to put that thing where?
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Posts: 259 (04/10/09 04:36:16) |
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Posts: 13764 (15/10/09 11:18:25) Tooth Fairy Agnostic |
raphjd wrote: And here was me thinking that you hated us because of our imperialist past, but apparently it's because we complain about your imperialistic present. Gotcha. And if brits are "dumb as a stick" (which I won't dispute, most are) and Americans averaged a couple of IQ points lower, I guess that makes them as dumb as two sticks, or as thick as two short planks, maybe? My issue was that it is an overgeneralisation to say that Americans are no more stupid than anyone else. Humans are by and large pretty much of a muchness, true, but stupidity ius a measure of education and intelligence. Education levels differ by culture, region and income, certainly, so any measure of stupidity must take that into account. It's a fact that religiousness and intelligence/education show an inverse correlation, so since the USA is more religious than north-west Europe, for instance, we may postulate that Americans are, on average, more stupid - or more gullible/less cynical- than their European cousins... "I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth - certainly greater than sex, although sex isn`t too bad either" Harold Pinter Bible Babble 
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Posts: 2722 (19/10/09 04:01:21) |
Everyone puts down the U.S. It's both trendy and justified.
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Posts: 259 (25/10/09 20:20:51) |
My issue was that it is an overgeneralisation to say that Americans are no more stupid than anyone else. Yes, I tend to agree...STUPID is pretty much 'EVERYWHERE' 
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Posts: 168 (26/10/09 05:57:17) |
Except in Canada...We're all Rocket Surgeons and Brain Scientists here in the frozen North.....
Regards, M. Graham Think of it as evolution in action
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Posts: 2722 (26/10/09 19:30:34) |
Must be why Canada leads the world in....uh......oh......never mind.
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Posts: 480 (26/10/09 21:51:56) |
religiousness and intelligence/education show an inverse correlation, so since the USA is more religious than north-west Europe, for instance, we may postulate that Americans are, on average, more stupid - or more gullible/less cynical- than their European cousins...Hi, Rambo. Europeans are more intellectual while Americans from The United States tend to concentrate more on what's trendy in movies, TV, fashion,.......since I have or had friends from Europe. I live in California not far from Hollywood. I have 4 not attended a Church in Europe to see hoe empty or full they are. Here in The United States they are full or almost full on Sundays. I have attended Catholic, Christian nondenominational, Jehovah's Witness, Unitarian, Christadelphian,.....in the past. In the United States not all schools teach evolution. Mexicans, the group to which I belong, are more religious than those in the United States, believe in the virgin Mary,....believe in miracles,....but still believe people are the product of evolution. Our educational system is uniform.The Scientif method and Evolution are taught in all schools even religious ones. How people are able to reconcile 2 opposing views in Mexico and even in trnsplanted Mexicans in The United States still puzzles me. While in the United States people choose what they want to believe.
Elpidio Gonzalez
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Posts: 259 (27/10/09 11:34:17) |
choose what they want to believe I have a small problem with this ending...I don't agree. What I have noticed is that many who are religious ...well, they seem to be 'Lost' Because they are following blindly by what they have been 'taught' to believe, and are not using their own brains. Either they were 'told' by their parents, OR...in desperation to find 'meaning' have gotten 'brainwashed' by some mass movement of individuals, who then...once again...TELL Them what to believe. I firmly believe that you really need to 'Figure these things out for yourself' ...AND Listen to nobody! Do research on your own...read the Bible, for it has 'some' good lessons to teach... And by all means...and for heaven's sake...THINK FOR YOURSELF! |
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Posts: 2722 (27/10/09 21:00:49) |
The title of this thread reminds me a porno I once watched.
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