Then go forth and do as thou wilt. You have my blessings, my daughter. 
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Posts: 437 (20/09/09 20:43:54) |
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Posts: 259 (20/09/09 21:11:10) |
You want to be my "daddy?"
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tanaka.theseason |
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Posts: 437 (20/09/09 21:29:56) |
In a spiritual sense. Feel free to step into my confessional.
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Posts: 259 (21/09/09 00:59:28) |
I don't sin
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Posts: 437 (21/09/09 01:15:28) |
That's too bad. I was hoping to hear you recount explicitly your past and present sins (of the carnal kind), so that I could absolve you of your past
misdeeds.
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Posts: 259 (21/09/09 02:09:52) |
I'm sublime when it refers to my salacious transgressions, and do not fear recompense from the great spirits.
How's that for using my thesaurus?
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Posts: 259 (21/09/09 02:45:09) |
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Posts: 437 (21/09/09 03:29:25) |
Tiglibud wrote: Impressive. I'm so taken aback that my mood is now subdued. 
How can I top that? 
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Posts: 437 (21/09/09 03:30:50) |
Tiglibud wrote: 
What a whacko. 
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Posts: 259 (21/09/09 03:58:52) |
I can't help it...it makes me laugh every time I watch it...especially the little bubbles added from the maker of the video...they are so funny and clever.
ImpressiveAha! I knew that I could do it...I just needed to carefully choose each word, and...just FYI...I'm blonde...so it took me awhile
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Posts: 437 (21/09/09 04:38:01) |
Tiglibud wrote: Being blonde, it would have taken a while, but you had more fun while engaged in the labourious task - more fun than a brunette or redhead would have had. 
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Posts: 259 (22/09/09 12:25:55) |
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Posts: 437 (22/09/09 18:46:07) |
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Posts: 259 (22/09/09 23:14:33) |
I knew you'd love that one Tanaka
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Posts: 437 (23/09/09 00:43:01) |
Of course. Blond jokes are the best.
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Posts: 259 (23/09/09 02:31:44) |
New Joke...for all you atheists out there...I know you're sneaking in here to read my posts, you guys!
You never kept me out of your board...I think you guys like me, even if you won't admit it...
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Posts: 437 (23/09/09 02:41:19) |
That ever happen to you, Invunche?
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Posts: 259 (23/09/09 14:06:11) |
I don't know...but his shoe is still at my house,
And...my kitten loves it. 
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Posts: 259 (25/09/09 20:00:30) |
 Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 PM - Milk Bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! ____________________________________________________________________________________  Excerpts from a Cat's
Daily Diary...
Day 983 of my captivity... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ... |
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