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			<title><![CDATA[ Aliens regret policy of only abducting lone weirdos ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Extra-terrestrials have today conceded that a decades-long programme of abduction to gather detailed knowledge of human society and biology might have produced
better results had they looked beyond suggestible loners with a history of mental health problems.

<p>&#39;In hindsight, I suppose there was always going to be a limit to the intelligence we could get from a depressed farmer drink-driving his tractor at
2am,&#39; said an alien spokesbeing today. &#39;We were disappointed to find that... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Funny ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I find it funny that people who claim to be religious...act like assholes.
<br>
How do they live with that?
<br>
<br>
I had an experience with a board of so called &quot;so called Christians&quot; ...and yet, despite me being nice, they were the most cruel bunch of individuals
I&#39;ve had the displeasure to meet.  Go figure.
<br>
<br>
Hypocrites?  or Just &quot;Jerks?&quot; ...You never know...
<br>
Because the computer seems to give people an allowance for being mean and cruel to people.... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:01:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Sex laws in the USA ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <a title="http://www.alternet.org/sex/130073/the_top_10_craziest_sex_laws_in_america/" target="_blank" href="http://www.alternet.org/sex/130073/the_top_10_craziest_sex_laws_in_america/">http://www.alternet.org/sex/130073/the_top_10_craziest_sex_laws_in_america/</a>
<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank" title="Odd and absurd laws from the USA" href="http://www.felonspy.com/felony-misdemeanors-and-absurdity/">Odd and absurd laws from the
USA</a>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 10:49:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Crisis at Socialist Unity ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://www.hurryupharry.org/2009/07/07/crisis-at-socialist-unity-update/">http://www.hurryupharry.org/2009/07/07/crisis-at-socialist-unity-update/</a>
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Socialist Unity, the left wing website has his technical difficulties and can no longer accept new posts or comments. This has been due to the site exceeding
its alloted storage space on the servers.
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<br>
A spokesman for Socialist Unity said:
<br>
<br>

<blockquote>
  This is yet another example of the... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:43:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I wasn't going to do this... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ ... but I have to:
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:08:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ My Bum is on Your Lips ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Watch the video.
<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/eminem_gets_sacha_baron_cohens.php">http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/eminem_gets_sacha_baron_cohens.php</a>
<br>
<br>
Fantastic!!!! ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Why did god give women thrush? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Q: Why did god give women thrush?
<br>
<br>
A: So they could find out what an irritating cunt was like before they marry one.
<br>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 17:49:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Yet another Yuku quirk ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I just looked at the front page of the board and, on the &quot;Religion&quot; forum, the last post showed up as
<br>
<br>
&quot;The Pope Prefers...
<br>
Macaroo&quot;
<br>
<br>
Gotta love those truncated &quot;last post&quot; announcements, haven&#39;t you?
<br>
<br>
John
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			<title><![CDATA[ Husband Down! ]]></title>
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  A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
  <br>
  <br>
  The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
  <br>
  <br>
  &#39;What do you think you&#39;re doing?&#39; asks the wife.
  <br>
  <br>
  &quot;They&#39;re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,&quot; he replies.
  <br>
  <br>
  &quot;Put them back, we can&#39;t afford them,&quot; demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
  <br>
  <br>
  A few aisles further on along the... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ this is funny ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font size="6" color="#004000" face="Verdana"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-family: Verdana; color: rgb(0, 64, 0);">The Human Body</span></font>

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  <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><font size="4" color="#004000" face="Verdana"><span style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: Verdana; color:... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ this is what happens if you become friends with God ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 12:58:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Funny man being serious ]]></title>
			<link>http://biblebabble.yuku.com/topic/4524/t/Funny-man-being-serious.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Billy Connolly on Sarah Palin, amon other things
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Bushisms ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <div class="videoInStoryB">
  <a target="_blank" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7809160.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/h...orld/americas/7809160.stm</a>
  <br>
  <br>

  <div class="mxb">
    <h1>The &#39;misunderestimated&#39; president?</h1>
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			<title><![CDATA[ What do you call a daredevil insect? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Weevil Knievel
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:10:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Original Sin ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <div style="color: rgb(0, 51, 204);">
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      <font><strong><font size="5" face="Times New Roman, Times, Serif">ORIGINAL SIN
      <br>
      <br></font></strong></font>
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      <font><font size="3" face="Times New Roman, Times, Serif"><strong>How It All Began:</strong></font></font>
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      <font><font size="3" face="Times New Roman, Times, Serif"><strong>The Origin Of Original Sin... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:48:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Marvelous things did He in the heavens... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.guzer.com/pictures/finger_cloud.jpg" alt="image">
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<a target="_blank" href="http://www.guzer.com/pictures/finger_cloud.jpg"></a><a href="http://www.guzer.com/pictures/finger_cloud.jpg">http://www.guzer.com/pictures/finger_cloud.jpg</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 19:39:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Church Signs ]]></title>
			<link>http://biblebabble.yuku.com/topic/3899/t/Church-Signs.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-semantics-fail.jpg?w=484&amp;h=466" alt="image">
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<img src="http://i520.photobucket.com/albums/w323/soupergenyus/on-your-knees-church-sign.jpg" alt="image">
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(shamelessly borrowed from the Wasteland)
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			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:40:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Why bother with the personals column when you have the bible? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font size="2"><font face="Verdana"><strong><u>BIBLICAL WAYS TO ACQUIRE A WIFE</u></strong></font></font>

<p><font size="2"><font face="Verdana"><strong>1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes.
Then she&#39;s yours.- (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)</strong></font></font></p>

<p><font size="2"><font face="Verdana"><strong>2. Find a prostitute and marry her. - (Hosea 1:1-3)</strong></font></font></p>

<p><font size="2"><font... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:39:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Tribute to Kent Hovind ]]></title>
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<br>
Mac
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			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:13:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Fuck garden gnomes ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I want this:
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://images.yuku.com/image/x-png/901150905f97b6dd3491f285d5da4cf574a9c94.x-png" alt="image">

<p>A garden zombie! How cool is that.
<br></p> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:29:29 GMT</pubDate>
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